A) I seen them
B) I spoke to them
C) I love them
D) Therefore, aliens exsist
II) aliens exsist because I seen them
A) their children grow on trees
B) they love cookies
C) they wear socks
D) Therefore, aliens exsist because I seen them
III) aliens exsist because I spoke to them
A) i am crazy
B) i am not in my right mind
C) i need medical assistance
D) Therefore, aliens exsist because I spoke to them
IV) aliens exsist because I love them
A) you said it
B) you thought of it
C) you searched for it
D) Therefore, aliens exsist because I love them
V) So, aliens exsist
A) I seen them
B) I spoke to them
C) I love them
D) Therefore, aliens exsist.
in order to prove this fact i'll use one simple demonstration, imagine you climb on a treeimagine you climb on a tree and you fall, what do you feel? happy? of course you hare so the conclusion is: aliens exsist.
Think back to the first time you ever heard of aliens. There are many factors which influenced the development of aliens. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning aliens by the aristocracy, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of aliens. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve
Social Factors
While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, aliens raises the question 'why?'
When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - aliens is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, aliens will have its place in society.
Economic Factors
We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We shall examine the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Oil
Prices
aliens
The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. My personal view is that oil prices is in financial terms 'holding hands with aliens.' Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.
Political Factors
Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing aliens and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.
Take a moment to consider the words of a legend in their own life time, Xaviera Woodpecker 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of aliens until he was well into his thirties. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of aliens to politics is 'participation'.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow aliens to win our vote?
Conclusion
To reiterate, aliens is both a need and a want. It enriches, puts out 'fires', and is a joy to behold.
I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Uma Garfunkel: 'You win some, you loose some, but aliens wins most often.
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